Sometimes A Turtle Is Just A Turtle

The conversation overheard just now as my husband and teenage son notice the new landscape decoration I placed in the mulch by the front walk:

Sean: "Where'd the turtle come from?"

Alexx: "I dunno. MOM! WHERE'D THE TURTLE COME FROM?!"

Me (from the living room): "I got it at Kohl's today."

Alexx (back to Sean): "What's it for?"

Sean: "I dunno. HOLLY! WHAT'S IT FOR?"

Oh, for crying out loud. Men.