Dear God, give me the answer as to who to fight for the rights of this American icon.
There had to be something else in this person's garage they could have used for a flag here. Clearly, they are making a statement against children's educational television. They must have been raised by heathens with few values. Or foreigners.
Okay, I see what upsets you about limp Elmo, I even recognize where you are in town. But to my mind the deeper question is, "Girl, don't you ever clean your windshield?"
ReplyDeleteLooking through that would drive me nuts!
HEY! I'd just driven back from Mom & Dad's the night before - night driving = lots of dead bugs!
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Okay, that makes good sense. We arrived at their house at 11:45 last night with a windshield full of Hoosier insect goo.
ReplyDeleteWe also reduced the rural Indiana opposum population by one, but that is another story.