Last evening, Seth (5) casually pointed out to Daddy that his lips were red (chapped).
Seth: "My lips are red."
Sean: "Yes, they are."
Seth: "Like a hot chick."
Ahhhh, the life of a child with a teenage brother. Alexx (18) swears he had nothing to do with any of that . . . as he is laughing his head off.
Next he'll be giving kids on the bus advice about their 401K's.