Blocks - and Not the Fun Kind
Nothing can make you break through writer's block like writing . . . right? We'll see. I'll keep up the drivel until I knock something loose.
So in the midst of brainstorming ideas to become self-employed eccentrics who work in their pajamas and don't leave the house for days at a time (hey, wait a minute ...), Sean, Mr. Zipps, and I started tossing out book ideas - and I think I may have hit on something. They are always telling me to hurry up and write my bestseller so they can quit their jobs and the Andersons and Zipps can live happily ever after on the proceeds. (They obviously don't quite get this writing/publishing thing.)
I'm not divulging the idea here for obvious reasons, but let's just say I hope this writer's block dissolves soon so I can get moving. Pray, please?
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Hair totally skeeves me out. Especially long, wet hair that's not attached to my own head.
The only coffee I drink at Starbucks is a grande, non-fat, two-pump mocha with light whip.
The coffee I drink at home has non-fat hazelnut creamer and light whipped cream on it.
I won my third-grade spelling bee and came in 3rd in fourth grade.
I once won a proofreading award (I know, so sad.)
I was on the equestrian team in college (western, not english).
I find almost everything funny in some way - to a fault.
I was saved from being hit by a train by a stranger when I was two.
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
I was caught by the police driving before I had my driver's license (They only called my mom - an advantage of small-town living.)
Sean and I met on the first day of 7th grade when our lockers were next to one another, began dating in 10th grade and married at 20.
I loooooooove to cook and share it.
My mind and personality are exercises in contradiction. I think very analytically about most things and there's a method to almost everything I do. Yet, I'm extremely creatively scatter-brained much of the time. Good luck figuring that out. My parents - after 38 years, and my husband - after a bazillion years, cannot. I have no desire to figure it out - that might make my head explode.
I have wanted to be a writer since I was little. My friend, Lisa, and I used to write books together. Pretty funny reading today.
My mom used to tell me I should be a lawyer because I love to argue so much (and can wear just about anyone down until they want to gouge their own eyes out). This is not so much a good quality if you are not a lawyer, as I am not.
This one quality, I passed on to my middle son. This is called karma.
I am a Ball State University grad with a degree in Journalism. Go Cards! Yep - David Letterman, the founder of Papa John's pizza, and the creator of Garfield, and me - BSU can really turn 'em out, yes?
I can be a little obsessive about things being a certain way, but have let a lot of this go being the mother of three boys. Mainly in the area of housekeeping. Clearly.
I wish more people would have retained what they learned about grammar in elementary school.
That is all.